


Hansel Does the Do

by rhyejess



Category: Zoolander
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2011-10-23
Updated: 2011-10-23
Packaged: 2015-07-09 01:19:07
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 107
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7489976/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/894711/rhyejess
Summary: Hansel does Derek Jr.'s hair.





	Hansel Does the Do

Derek pouted his lips at Hansel. "What do you think you're doing, Han-stupid?"

"Relax, bra, I just thought it was time for a new do."

"There is nothing wrong with his _DO_."

"She-ya, if you want him to look commercial."

"He does _not_ look commercial."

"Just give me a sec, Der. Chill. Feel the flow." Hansel worked his hands quickly over Derek, Jr.'s scraggly hair. Finishing, he stepped back to admire his work and present it to the proud father.

Derek, momentarily speechless, struck a look at his young son. "Wow, Hansel, you're right. He did look commercial."

"She-ya. I know."


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